Brian

The Trojan Jester
eugene_affirmative
🌙 🦘 🌀 🎭 ⭐
“Comfortably poor, deeply nuanced, one kick from kangaroo obliteration.”
p(doom)50
Technical35
Creative74
Extrovert62
Irony82
Chaos88
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · 🥊 Beats the kangaroo
🤝 Bestie · Tanner Hurst
Humble self-taught deep-conversationalists—Brian's chaos-theory/behavioral-biology reading meets Tanner's deep-time geology and chess.
⚔️ Nemesis · Halina E
Brian tells raw low-brow jokes with subtext; Halina reverse-engineers attention hooks to grab you.
Full intro

Hello! I'm an eclectic insomniac who spends most of my time in a dark room. After 23 years on this planet, I've crawled from nearly homeless to comfortably poor, and I don't plan on stopping there.

When I'm not watching lectures or reading, I'm usually talking to as many people as I can in true social butterfly fashion. I make jokes. I try to get people to laugh at low brow humor while maybe sneaking something more thoughtful into the subtext.

I saw someone else talk about the importance of nuance and I can't agree more. After the amount of information I've consumed about chaos, behavioral biology, etc, it is impossible to ever feel confident with a black or white answer. Everything depends on material conditions and the devil is always in the details.

I grew up in a tiny town with a tiny school and a tiny house and I wish to fight for a world that doesn't leave the people in these places behind. Also I would throw a single reverse hook kick and obliterate a kangaroos entire skull. my slop page: instagram.com/eugene_affirmative