PLZDONTKILLUS · CLASS OF 2026

49 fellows · tap a card to flip

Aaron Silverbook

The Unknown Combatant
🥷 🎮 ❓ 🛡️ 🕶️
“Did you guys get the battle royale email too? Asking what weapons are allowed.”
p(doom)50
Technical30
Creative40
Extrovert55
Irony75
Chaos72
🌐 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Brian
Both are deadpan absurdists—Aaron's 'battle royale, what weapons?' gag matches Brian's low-brow-jokes-with-subtext comedy.
⚔️ Nemesis · Tess
Aaron's flippant one-line joke-intro vs Tess's earnest, determined AI-safety-on-X mission.
🌐 🦘➖

Ali

The Hacker Hostess
@endingwithali
💻 🔒 🎤 💅 🪩 ⌨️
“"Full-stack by day, Threat Wire by night, forever mid micro-crash-out."”
p(doom)30
Technical75
Creative80
Extrovert90
Irony40
Chaos70
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Evelyn Parker (Evie)
Two multi-hyphenate women creators openly chasing follower milestones (Ali's 100k goal, Evelyn's Forbes-30-under-30 growth playbook).
⚔️ Nemesis · Azmyth
Ali's always-online metrics hustle vs Azmyth's analog cloak-craft, beach walks and circling.
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Ana Hawryluk

The Sketch Splicer
🎬 🎮 🦘 💃 ✂️
“Can't beat a kangaroo, but I'll commit to the bit till the timeline crashes.”
p(doom)40
Technical55
Creative92
Extrovert85
Irony20
Chaos65
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · 💀 Loses to the kangaroo
🤝 Bestie · Eliana
Natural skit-and-song collaborators—Ana wants to make skits/Taskmaster bits, Eliana is an actor/stand-up/singer.
⚔️ Nemesis · Brenda Godinez
Ana 'doesn't plan to use AI' for her art vs Brenda's evangelism for using AI 'for fun.'
🇺🇸 🦘💀

Aron Fromm

The Junk Drawer Auteur
@aronfromm
🎬 😁 🤖 🌴 🎞️
“Animation junk by day, vintage robots by night. No clue how this fits — I'll figure it out.”
p(doom)40
Technical35
Creative88
Extrovert55
Irony75
Chaos70
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Oliver
Two LA animators making short films for festivals—Smiling Friends meets AI-themed motion graphics.
⚔️ Nemesis · Josh Thorsteinson
Aron shrugs 'no clue how my stuff fits' while Josh pivoted here out of anxious AI-extinction fear.
🇺🇸 🦘➖

Aryeh

The Tank Gremlin
🐠 🎭 🐦 📺 😈
“"escaped the tank. kept the chaos."”
p(doom)45
Technical12
Creative62
Extrovert82
Irony88
Chaos90
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Elwyn
Cartoon-obsessed comedy writers—Elwyn dissects Adventure Time, Aryeh gave a con panel on his favorite cartoon.
⚔️ Nemesis · Evan
Right-of-center Twitter arguer vs Evan, who literally offers debate sparring to reach 'queer leftists.'
🇺🇸 🦘➖

Avi (Avalon)

The Backyard Forager
@avalonwarren / @avalonwarrenn
🌿 🎥 🐾 🃏 🎤 ✨
“One backyard, zero chill — let's start that PDKU band!! 🌿✨”
p(doom)40
Technical30
Creative85
Extrovert92
Irony18
Chaos66
🌐 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Avisha
Hobby-maximalist gamers-and-singers—competitive card games, board games, singing and 'let's start a band' energy on both sides.
⚔️ Nemesis · Camden
Avi's bubbly mainstream pop content vs Camden's abrasive underground hyperpop/math-rock/metal.
🌐 🦘➖

Avisha

The Signal Polymath
distilledscience
🧬 📊 🎤 🧵 🍊
“Wired for signal, cursed with fifteen hobbies, allergic to my own highest-leverage activity.”
p(doom)25
Technical90
Creative85
Extrovert85
Irony45
Chaos75
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · 🩹 Wins but injured
🤝 Bestie · Avi (Avalon)
Mutual hobby overload—D&D, showtunes, cooking, singing; two people who pick up every hobby going.
⚔️ Nemesis · Michelle Arneson
Avisha applies scientific evidence to everything; Michelle practices occult and ancient systems.
🇺🇸 🦘🩹

Azmyth

The Ritual Cloakweaver
Mysticloak
🪄 🎭 💃 🌙 ✨ 🌊
“HI KIDS! Wove Mysticloak, ran late from Butoh, here to bond with y'all forever ✨”
p(doom)38
Technical10
Creative96
Extrovert92
Irony12
Chaos78
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Tyler Alterman
Embodied-community facilitators—circling and contact improv, both orbiting the rationalist-adjacent scene.
⚔️ Nemesis · Charlie Guthmann
Azmyth's magic-cloak, butoh whimsy vs Charlie's EA/trading/progress-studies quant rationalism.
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Beck

The Hearth Comms Lead
🍳 🌫️ 🏔️ 🎙️ 🧭
“Not racing — just here with snacks, comms, and a coat for the fog.”
p(doom)62
Technical25
Creative55
Extrovert75
Irony15
Chaos35
🇺🇸 🛡️ Safety-concerned · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Caitlin Yardley
Professional AI-safety communicators who each 'recovered' from a prior career (chef/campaigns; journalism).
⚔️ Nemesis · Brenda Godinez
Beck does MIRI x-risk comms; Brenda is all-in on AI 'for fun.'
🇺🇸 🛡️ 🦘➖

Becka

The Hobby Headliner
mollyxmeow
🧘‍♀️ 🎤 🌅 💃 ✨
“namaste, now let's harmonize — i turned my hobbies into my whole job lol”
p(doom)38
Technical10
Creative92
Extrovert97
Irony32
Chaos58
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · 💀 Loses to the kangaroo
Classically-trained opera singers who play in bands and produce community/nightlife events.
⚔️ Nemesis · messier (Mara Masaeva)
Becka is a self-declared 'totally non-technical' outsider; Mara is a deep-ML creative technologist.
🇺🇸 🦘💀

Brenda Godinez

The Hacker House Healer
☕ 🌴 🤖 💗 🎲
“escaped costa rica, wandered into a hacker house, stayed for the coffee and claude.”
p(doom)15
Technical32
Creative66
Extrovert66
Irony34
Chaos72
🇨🇷 🚀 Optimist / accel · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Evelyn Parker (Evie)
Immigrant female founders and unabashed AI optimists (Costa Rica hacker-house; Latvia zero-funding app to #1).
⚔️ Nemesis · conq
Brenda's AI-for-fun optimism vs conq's doomer, poetry-memorizing gravity.
🇨🇷 🚀 🦘➖

Brian

The Trojan Jester
eugene_affirmative
🌙 🦘 🌀 🎭 ⭐
“Comfortably poor, deeply nuanced, one kick from kangaroo obliteration.”
p(doom)50
Technical35
Creative74
Extrovert62
Irony82
Chaos88
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · 🥊 Beats the kangaroo
🤝 Bestie · Tanner Hurst
Humble self-taught deep-conversationalists—Brian's chaos-theory/behavioral-biology reading meets Tanner's deep-time geology and chess.
⚔️ Nemesis · Halina E
Brian tells raw low-brow jokes with subtext; Halina reverse-engineers attention hooks to grab you.
🇺🇸 🦘🥊

Brogan (Art Chad)

The Cybernetic Chad
woodmanbrogan
🎥 🧠 📼 📡 🍁
“not resigned to the fate of superintelligence. still time to act, lol.”
p(doom)55
Technical35
Creative82
Extrovert72
Irony58
Chaos60
🇨🇦 🛡️ Safety-concerned · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Justin Kuiper
Professional video-essay writers covering art/culture/tech (CCCRU vs Game Theory scripts).
⚔️ Nemesis · Isabel (isa)
Brogan chases dead-internet-theory and AI-safety worry; Isabel gleefully builds AIs fighting each other for fun.
🇨🇦 🛡️ 🦘➖

Caitlin (Has Questions)

The Capitol Coloratura
🎼 🏛️ 🌾 🎙️ 🥤
“Farm kid to Capitol Hill — one aria, one AIS TikTok, one Celsius at a time.”
p(doom)50
Technical35
Creative85
Extrovert80
Irony10
Chaos55
🇺🇸 🛡️ Safety-concerned · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Caitlin Yardley
Same name, same mission—AI-safety women making short-form video and message-testing the pitch.
⚔️ Nemesis · Evelyn Parker (Evie)
Caitlin sells AI-safety messaging; Evelyn makes optimist-accel AI content.
🇺🇸 🛡️ 🦘➖

Caitlin Yardley

The Safety Correspondent
@YardleyCaitlin / FutureBriefing
📡 🎙️ 🧗 📸 🌍
“Breaking: the future needs better subtitles. Recovering journalist — still can't stop reporting.”
p(doom)58
Technical25
Creative76
Extrovert82
Irony34
Chaos66
🇬🇧 🛡️ Safety-concerned · ➖ No verdict
Twin AI-safety-comms creators narrowing the public-understanding gap via short video.
⚔️ Nemesis · Isabel (isa)
Yardley works to close the AI understanding gap earnestly; Isabel stages AI-vs-AI spectacle.
🇬🇧 🛡️ 🦘➖

Camden

The Post-Ironic Shredder
camdenwyeth
🎧 🎭 🧗 🤖 👾 ✨
“"(post-ironic?) hyperpop/math-rock, mixed with mild existential dread."”
p(doom)62
Technical66
Creative93
Extrovert66
Irony55
Chaos80
🇬🇧 🛡️ Safety-concerned · ➖ No verdict
Ex-SWE musicians and Evangelion/anime heads, both safety-concerned cross-disciplinary tinkerers.
⚔️ Nemesis · Evelyn Parker (Evie)
Camden's underground DIY math-rock vs Evelyn's polished Forbes-influencer brand.
🇬🇧 🛡️ 🦘➖

Charlie Guthmann

The Amtrak Philosopher
🚲 🚂 🎤 🧠 🕺
“pretty morally agnostic, just here to deep-dive history/stem/philosophy pmuch whenever”
p(doom)42
Technical60
Creative55
Extrovert80
Irony25
Chaos65
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
Ex-quant/ex-ML startup guys who love physics-philosophy big-ideas plus lifting, dancing and sports.
⚔️ Nemesis · Gai
Charlie's progress-studies/EA/trading worldview vs Gai's off-grid hippie-commune, hitchhiking anti-tech life.
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Christian Gonzalez-Capizzi

The Yapping Oracle
@cxgonzalez
👁️ 🎙️ ⚛️ 🎸 🌍
“hey gang — physics, philosophy, and vibes. my content is yap content. seeing clearly, allegedly.”
p(doom)35
Technical65
Creative75
Extrovert80
Irony60
Chaos55
🇪🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Charlie Guthmann
Mutual—two cerebral ex-finance/ML founders turned yappy content guys into philosophy and fitness.
⚔️ Nemesis · Emily
Christian's breezy UFC-bro agnosticism vs Emily's earnest hedgehog-sanctuary doomerism.
🇪🇸 🦘➖

conq

The Cannibal Media Poet
@serialsevens
📚 🎬 🇨🇭 ⏳ ✒️
“Read every book, fell for Reels, now memorizing poems before the apocalypse.”
p(doom)72
Technical55
Creative92
Extrovert70
Irony56
Chaos52
🇨🇭 ☠️ Doomer · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Jeredino Lavagnino
Bookish Substack/Neocities essayists and Inkhaven/Lighthaven alumni pivoting from prose to video.
⚔️ Nemesis · Avi (Avalon)
conq's doomer, poetry-memorizing gravity vs Avi's carefree vibe-coding fun-app bubbliness.
🇨🇭 ☠️ 🦘➖

DD (Loan)

The Vinyl Circuit Witch
🔌 🧵 🪩 🧘 💜 🦘
“"escaped the big tech rat race to thrift a cyberdeck — why fight when we can love?"”
p(doom)35
Technical80
Creative88
Extrovert82
Irony45
Chaos75
🇻🇳 ❓ Agnostic · 🏳️ Refuses/evades
🤝 Bestie · messier (Mara Masaeva)
NLP/ML women who became playful creative-technologist makers.
⚔️ Nemesis · Matthew
DD's richly eclectic globe-trotting, kink-researching maker life vs Matthew's instant-noodle, low-specificity 'consistency.'
🇻🇳 🦘🏳️

Eliana

The Reluctant Spotlight
@yellieyana
🎭 🎤 🎹 🌴 ✨
“not a public person (yet) — but hand me a mic anyway”
p(doom)50
Technical35
Creative92
Extrovert62
Irony48
Chaos58
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Ana Hawryluk
Mutual skit-and-song partners—stand-up/acting/singing meets comedy-video and Taskmaster ambitions.
⚔️ Nemesis · Glasha Zinenko
Eliana's LA acting/stand-up levity vs Glasha's dissident 'learned-helplessness' heaviness.
🇺🇸 🦘➖

Elwyn

The Algo-Trance Comic
🎬 🌀 🍿 🎟️ 🌴
“Hey y'all — best friendships invite you to get weird. Let's patternbreak the doom-scroll and laugh.”
p(doom)55
Technical25
Creative90
Extrovert70
Irony25
Chaos65
🇺🇸 🛡️ Safety-concerned · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Aryeh
Mutual—cartoon-analyzing comedy writers (Adventure Time; a cartoon con panel).
⚔️ Nemesis · Halina E
Elwyn worries about content's psychological effects; Halina engineers hooks to maximize attention.
🇺🇸 🛡️ 🦘➖

Emily

The Hedgehog Doomsayer
🦔 ☢️ 🎲 📹 🀄
“100% getting bioweaponed by reheated sand that can do math. probably fine though x”
p(doom)78
Technical42
Creative82
Extrovert76
Irony85
Chaos74
🇬🇧 ☠️ Doomer · 🥊 Beats the kangaroo
🤝 Bestie · Josh Thorsteinson
Doomer AI-safety-group founders turned creators—she built an AI-themed TTRPG, he founded a uni safety chapter.
⚔️ Nemesis · Avi (Avalon)
Emily's earnest AI-extinction dread vs Avi's carefree AI-for-fun vibe-coding.
🇬🇧 ☠️ 🦘🥊

Evan

The Baroque Curator
🍷 🎻 🌹 🗣️ 🧵
“Twenty years old, wide open — go ahead, try and convince me.”
p(doom)50
Technical40
Creative80
Extrovert70
Irony20
Chaos60
🇬🇧 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
Young indie-taste debaters—both national-caliber arguers with niche music/philosophy leanings.
⚔️ Nemesis · Aryeh
Evan targets 'queer leftists'; Aryeh is a right-of-center Twitter brawler—made for debate.
🇬🇧 🦘➖

Evelyn Parker (Evie)

AI Evangelist
@movieevelina / @techgirlevie
🤖 💄 🧡 📱 ✨
“Made YouTube videos in Latvia at 13. Now I build robots — zero funding, all curiosity. Watch this.”
p(doom)8
Technical70
Creative90
Extrovert98
Irony22
Chaos66
🇱🇻 🚀 Optimist / accel · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Brenda Godinez
Mutual—immigrant female founders and AI accelerationist-optimists.
⚔️ Nemesis · Tess
Evelyn's glossy pro-AI Forbes optimism vs Tess's earnest AI-safety seriousness (who avoids short-form entirely).
🇱🇻 🚀 🦘➖

Francesca (pixel surfer)

The Pixel Tide Shaper
pixel.surfer
🌊 🏄‍♀️ 🎧 🌳 🌅
“ex-microsoft swe, now shaping boards + vibes. a kangaroo would one-shot me.”
p(doom)48
Technical65
Creative92
Extrovert24
Irony34
Chaos58
🇺🇸 🛡️ Safety-concerned · 💀 Loses to the kangaroo
🤝 Bestie · Camden
Mutual—ex-SWE musicians and Eva/anime fans who left tech for art, both safety-concerned.
⚔️ Nemesis · Ali
Francesca befriends trees and shapes surfboards offline; Ali is an always-on multi-platform hustler.
🇺🇸 🛡️ 🦘💀

Gai

The Hitchhiking Animator
micraw
👍 🎞️ 🌲 🗾 🌅
“Hitchhiked here from Alaska with an old pencil and no AI — excited to make cool stuff.”
p(doom)35
Technical25
Creative85
Extrovert60
Irony8
Chaos78
🇯🇵 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · michelle (Khuang)
Both do off-grid, communal, hands-on art rooted in rural Japan.
⚔️ Nemesis · Avisha
Gai's hand-drawn pre-AI purism and off-grid life vs Avisha's signal-processing AI-dev, evidence-maxxing tech.
🇯🇵 🦘➖

Glasha Zinenko

The Calibrated Defector
🪆 ❄️ 📊 🦘 🎓
“Escaped a dictatorship, survived a 3.98 GPA, now debugging your p(doom) priors.”
p(doom)60
Technical22
Creative55
Extrovert62
Irony60
Chaos42
🇷🇺 ⚖️ Nuanced · 🏳️ Refuses/evades
🤝 Bestie · Jessiah
Literature-and-philosophy intellectuals who apply epistemology to the real world.
⚔️ Nemesis · Aryeh
Glasha, the nuanced anti-authoritarian dissident, vs Aryeh, the flippant right-of-center culture-war troll.
🇷🇺 ⚖️ 🦘🏳️

Halina E

The Attention Hacker
@halina_eth
💀 🪝 📱 🌸 ⛓️
“left the male internet, went feral on the female internet, still disagreeable fr”
p(doom)35
Technical42
Creative76
Extrovert92
Irony62
Chaos78
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
Ex-blockchain 'yappers' who love disagreeable debate and analyzing what makes content land.
⚔️ Nemesis · Elwyn
Mutual—Halina manufactures attention hooks; Elwyn frets over content's psychological harm.
🇺🇸 🦘➖

Isabel (isa)

The Battle Sim Herald
@artificial.isabel
🏰 ⚔️ 🤖 🦘 ✨
“pro ai, anti asi — four models enter the arena, i just make it pretty”
p(doom)40
Technical45
Creative90
Extrovert75
Irony40
Chaos65
🇬🇧 🤖 Pro-AI, anti-ASI · 🏳️ Refuses/evades
🤝 Bestie · messier (Mara Masaeva)
AI creative-technologists steeped in CCRU/accelerationist theory and AI-art building.
⚔️ Nemesis · Brogan (Art Chad)
Isabel's playful pro-AI spectacle vs Brogan's dead-internet-theory safety worry.
🇬🇧 🤖 🦘🏳️

Jennifer

The Analog Artisan
jenalden637
🪵 ✂️ 🧶 🎨 🌍
“Hello Lovlies! Made of glue, wood, and zero video experience — let's make crazy cool shit.”
p(doom)48
Technical18
Creative92
Extrovert74
Irony14
Chaos58
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Azmyth
Analog physical-craft makers—handmade objects and handmade cloaks.
⚔️ Nemesis · Kat the Vat
Jennifer makes tactile objects with zero video experience; Kat's been a terminally-online video-maker 'since age 8.'
🇺🇸 🦘➖

Jeredino Lavagnino

The Aspiring Aristocrat
🥃 🖥️ 📼 🎬 ✍️
“from permanent slop consumer underclass to content creator aristocracy — in progress.”
p(doom)15
Technical32
Creative88
Extrovert74
Irony92
Chaos72
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · conq
Mutual—ironic indie-web literary essayists and Inkhaven alumni going prose-to-video.
⚔️ Nemesis · Ali
Jeredino brags 'career earnings: none' on hand-coded Neocities; Ali flaunts 1M subs and a 100k goal.
🇺🇸 🦘➖

Jessiah

The Redwood Mentor
jamellott23
📚 🌲 🏀 🎥 🧭
“"Stories are empathy machines. I'm a teacher first — job title just changes."”
p(doom)35
Technical62
Creative80
Extrovert78
Irony12
Chaos22
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Glasha Zinenko
Mutual—Theory-of-Knowledge/philosophy minds who turned literature into applied, evidence-minded work.
⚔️ Nemesis · Aaron Silverbook
Jessiah's earnest epistemology depth vs Aaron's flippant joke-only non-intro.
🇺🇸 🦘➖

John Ribeiro-Broomhead (Broomhead)

The Human Safety Net
🎭 🕳️ 🚗 🚧 🌱
“Low regard for my body, high regard for the movement — also I brought my car.”
p(doom)60
Technical25
Creative80
Extrovert88
Irony30
Chaos78
🇺🇸 🛡️ Safety-concerned · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Becka
Mutual—opera-trained singers in bands who produce community events.
⚔️ Nemesis · conq
Broomhead is an eco-luddite-turned-optimist who'll do physical stunts; conq is the bookish doomer who stayed pessimistic.
🇺🇸 🛡️ 🦘➖

Josh Thorsteinson

The Doomscroll Prophet
joshthor_
⏳ 📱 😨 🎓 🍁
“Scared of AI since 2022. Now I just make the TikToks about it.”
p(doom)88
Technical55
Creative62
Extrovert68
Irony40
Chaos58
🇬🇧 ☠️ Doomer · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Emily
Mutual—doomer AI-safety organizers who became creators.
⚔️ Nemesis · Christian Gonzalez-Capizzi
Josh's anxious AI-doom earnestness vs Christian's breezy ex-ML agnostic who walked away.
🇬🇧 ☠️ 🦘➖

Josie Camarillo

The Barefoot Compiler
josiefiguresitout
🤠 🌴 💻 🐱 🎤
“Howdy y'all — six years of code, now lifting heavy things & chasing my inner child in Malaysia.”
p(doom)45
Technical55
Creative82
Extrovert82
Irony18
Chaos66
🇲🇾 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · DD (Loan)
Ex-SWE women living abroad (Malaysia/Seattle) turned playful multi-hobby makers/creators.
⚔️ Nemesis · Glasha Zinenko
Josie's sunny improv-and-'lollygagging' optimism vs Glasha's heavy dissident gravity.
🇲🇾 🦘➖

Justin Kuiper

The Theorycrafter
🧠 🎬 📈 🎲 🥕
“200 scripts, endless theorycrafting, no personal p(doom) on record.”
p(doom)50
Technical40
Creative85
Extrovert45
Irony25
Chaos20
🇦🇺 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Brogan (Art Chad)
Mutual—pro video-essay/edutainment writers on art, culture and tech.
⚔️ Nemesis · Kat the Vat
Justin's rigorous research-driven scripting/content-strategy vs Kat's undefined, improvised 'networked narrative' chaos.
🇦🇺 🦘➖

Kat the Vat

The Kayfabe Weaver
🎭 🌀 📹 🧬 🏆
“"y'all wanna build a fake team that's actually real? let's go."”
p(doom)50
Technical40
Creative93
Extrovert78
Irony62
Chaos91
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Isabel (isa)
Online-native experimental builders—ARGs/DAOs/kayfabe meets vibe-coded AI spectacle.
⚔️ Nemesis · Tanner Hurst
Kat's terminally-online kayfabe chaos vs Tanner's grounded, meditative deep-time fossil-hunting.
🇺🇸 🦘➖

KT

The Somatic Housecat
🐈 ☕ 🧘‍♀️ 🏄 🛹
“Introvert by default, feral at acroyoga camp. Bring your body, I'll bring the cozy.”
p(doom)38
Technical8
Creative55
Extrovert30
Irony28
Chaos58
🇭🇺 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Kat the Vat
IRL streamers building live presence around human connection and community.
⚔️ Nemesis · Jeredino Lavagnino
KT lives for face-to-face 'how-do-people-human' connection; Jeredino is the ironic, hand-coded solitary blogger.
🇭🇺 🦘➖

Matthew

The Consistency Tracker
@matthew4244_
🍜 📺 🎬 📚 🎧
“logs everything, rates everything, down for anything. send noodles.”
p(doom)45
Technical25
Creative35
Extrovert30
Irony30
Chaos15
🇦🇺 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Aryeh
Anime/cartoon media-catalogue nerds (AniList/MAL meets cartoon special-interest).
Matthew passively tracks media with 'consistency'; Tonchi's a bill-passing, award-winning teen doer.
🇦🇺 🦘➖

messier (Mara Masaeva)

the nebula linguist
@rssmrm
🌌 🐈‍⬛ 🎧 💾 ✨
“"i love being attacked by knowledge, getting it wrong, then getting it right."”
p(doom)58
Technical88
Creative90
Extrovert40
Irony28
Chaos76
🇧🇪 🛡️ Safety-concerned · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Isabel (isa)
Mutual—AI creative-technologists reading CCRU/accelerationist theory and building AI-art.
⚔️ Nemesis · Becka
Mara the deep-ML technologist vs Becka the proudly 'non-technical' outsider.
🇧🇪 🛡️ 🦘➖

michelle (Khuang)

The Akiya Animist
@michellehuang42
🏚️ ⛩️ ☀️ 🪨 🔧
“empty houses into vibrant matter, ash into obsidian — rural japan shenanigans”
p(doom)42
Technical42
Creative96
Extrovert63
Irony32
Chaos76
🇯🇵 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Gai
Mutual—off-grid communal hands-on art rooted in rural Japan.
⚔️ Nemesis · Brenda Godinez
Michelle's slow, place-based, non-AI communal art vs Brenda's fast AI-for-fun accelerationism.
🇯🇵 🦘➖

Michelle Arneson

The Threshold Walker
🐍 🌵 🔮 🌙 🦧
“Sincerity, authenticity, intuition — a snake-coil grip on every threshold.”
p(doom)50
Technical35
Creative90
Extrovert25
Irony10
Chaos40
🇲🇽 ❓ Agnostic · 🥊 Beats the kangaroo
🤝 Bestie · Azmyth
Mystical embodied dancers—butoh/fusion meets ritual, internal martial arts and occult study.
⚔️ Nemesis · Avisha
Mutual—Michelle's occult/ancient-systems practice vs Avisha's evidence-based science communication.
🇲🇽 🦘🥊

Oliver

The Mumbo Jumbo Mage
🎬 🌀 🌇 🤖 🦘
“Kangaroo had no chance. I deleted that mf.”
p(doom)42
Technical55
Creative88
Extrovert70
Irony65
Chaos60
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · 🥊 Beats the kangaroo
🤝 Bestie · Aron Fromm
Mutual—LA animators making short films for festivals.
⚔️ Nemesis · Gai
Oliver's polished 3D AI-themed motion graphics vs Gai's hand-drawn, off-grid, pre-AI animation.
🇺🇸 🦘🥊

Savannah Raisor

The Nuance Alchemist
@savannah_raisor
🎨 📊 👻 🦘 📸
“Left the spreadsheets for paint splatters. Still fluent in nuance and kangaroo telepathy.”
p(doom)42
Technical55
Creative87
Extrovert64
Irony34
Chaos61
🇺🇸 ⚖️ Nuanced · 🥊 Beats the kangaroo
Both quit corporate/tech to make art centered on wellbeing (mental-health films; surf/music).
⚔️ Nemesis · Christian Gonzalez-Capizzi
Savannah's introspective mental-health vulnerability art vs Christian's breezy UFC-bro bravado.
🇺🇸 ⚖️ 🦘🥊

Tanner Hurst

The Paleoriver Prophet
k3norland
🦴 🌎 🎮 🎧 🥾
“From Geometry Dash to Pangea's rivers — same energy, higher stakes now.”
p(doom)62
Technical66
Creative80
Extrovert55
Irony55
Chaos72
🇺🇸 🛡️ Safety-concerned · 💀 Loses to the kangaroo
🤝 Bestie · Brian
Mutual—humble autodidact deep-conversationalists (deep-time geology meets chaos theory).
⚔️ Nemesis · Kat the Vat
Mutual—Tanner's grounded fossil-hunting patience vs Kat's terminally-online kayfabe chaos.
🇺🇸 🛡️ 🦘💀

Tess

The Bridge Engineer
@thegartsy
🌉 🛡️ 🥚 🧶 🛁 🦘
“Structural engineer by training, safety-pilled by choice, bad at consistency without a deadline.”
p(doom)60
Technical80
Creative65
Extrovert60
Irony35
Chaos50
🇺🇸 🛡️ Safety-concerned · 💀 Loses to the kangaroo
🤝 Bestie · Beck
Berkeley/Lighthaven-adjacent AI-safety women pivoting from technical careers into public communication.
⚔️ Nemesis · Evelyn Parker (Evie)
Mutual—Tess's earnest AI-safety seriousness (avoids short-form) vs Evelyn's polished pro-AI influencer optimism.
🇺🇸 🛡️ 🦘💀

Tonchi (Trinidad Matta-Schilling)

The Fun-Fact Legislator
@tonchimatta
🦘 ☕ 🐱 🎙️ 🎶
“Passed bills at 13, still undefeated in kangaroo trivia.”
p(doom)50
Technical38
Creative72
Extrovert78
Irony28
Chaos58
🇨🇱 ❓ Agnostic · 💀 Loses to the kangaroo
🤝 Bestie · Evan
Mutual—young indie-taste national-caliber debaters with niche-music/philosophy leanings.
⚔️ Nemesis · Jeredino Lavagnino
Tonchi's teen over-achiever (bills passed, Nickelodeon award) vs Jeredino's proud 'accolades: none' slacker irony.
🇨🇱 🦘💀

Tyler Alterman

The Fractal Detective
🕵️‍♂️ 🌀 ✍️ 🌱 🐦
“Comes from a long line of detectives. Current case: catching myself mid-performance.”
p(doom)45
Technical20
Creative82
Extrovert74
Irony70
Chaos55
🇺🇸 ❓ Agnostic · ➖ No verdict
🤝 Bestie · Azmyth
Mutual—embodied-community facilitators (Fractal/contact-improv meets circling).
⚔️ Nemesis · Matthew
Tyler builds deep IRL community and 'gardens' Fractal; Matthew solitarily tracks media via apps.
🇺🇸 🦘➖